Random Autobiography, Eng111 2006

Random AutobiographyI am a book-aholic. I was a gymnast for eight years. I remember the morning of Princess Diana’s death. I’ve ridden across three countries on the back of a Harley Davidson. I analyze everything and everyone.

I’ve read to a child. I’ve sung to myself. I still have my baby bracelet that I got in the hospital hidden in a box. I am allergic to more foods than I can eat. I am a very sentimental person. I’ve laughed till I almost peed in my pants.

I’ve lost the most dear thing in the world to me. I’ve jumped in huge puddles, having then to walk home totally soaked. I’ve knocked on random doors and then ran for dear life. I’ve been to nine different countries, and have lived in four of them.

I’ve laid staring at the blue sky for hours. I’ve made the same mistake twice. I am 100% Irish. I’ve sat up till dawn sharing secrets with my best friend. I have been pooped on by seagulls who wanted my lunch. I have overcome many obstacles.

I lost two close friends within months of each other in tragic accidents. I’ve written over 100 poems since I was twelve. I have been in nine different schools throughout my life. I believe in karma.

I have never had chickenpox though I’ve been exposed to it. I’ve told myself over an over that I am a good person until I finally believed it. I’ve lived in eleven different houses. I go to bed earlier than my younger sister almost every night.

I’ve been picked on. I was a State Championship competitor in gymnastics. I’ve learned random phrases from random languages to communicate with people around me. I play jokes on telemarketers.

I love to meditate by the beach. I haven’t drank a soda in years. I’m shy at first but outgoing when you get to know me. I only cry during sad movies when I’m alone. I am a very stubborn person.

I listen to Irish music when I feel homesick. I have four distinctly different journals. I am a perfectionist. I once won gold in martial arts when competing against all the boys. I can be mean when those I love most have been put down.

I love hanging upside down on monkey bars. I get along very well with my parents. I love the beauty of nature. I love the feeling of sand between my toes.